Apocalypse

Surely, this must be a sign of the apocalypse:

1.) My house is picked up. 

2.) My laundry is done. (I even washed everyone's blankets from their beds.)

3.) There is food in my house.

4.) My van is clean. 

5.) My yard is mowed, trimmed, weeded, trenched, etc...

I cannot even tell you the last time all 5 of those things were completed at the same time. It feels like it has been years...